It’s true, last year sucked for them, pay them bills now. 

Blaming the fishery for being inefficient is a weird take. I guess, compared to other fisheries, it doesn’t catch as much product as quickly? One, it’s an extremely clean fishery conducted with traps. Traps are never as efficient as things like dredging but you get almost no bycatch, you don’t kill undersized…

I’m not teaching anyone anything when I don’t buy my usual two boxes at the office. Neither cookie sales nor Girl Scout participation is required and if you want to spend your time selling cookies on behalf of your child to reach some random goal you have decided is important, that is your choice. How I spend my money…

I have a policy that I never buy cookies unless the child themselves asks me, but it’s true most people are not so picky.  

In my neck of the woods we were given two options: 1) order cookies to be delivered by an actual Girl Scout “when it was safe” with no idea what that looked like or when it might happen 2) order at least EIGHT boxes online to be delivered.

I am still mad at N&J for the stupid sink in the downstairs bath. I don’t care that it came from a Belgian monastery or whatever - I don’t wanna clean that stone.

In the throes of pandemic winter I did start watching Rock the Block 2 and Alison is a menace.  I’m still mad she won the master bedroom. 

Writing to someone telling them to kill themselves is not talking behind their back.

I love to bust out an “all y’all” from time to time.  I have zero southern accent and it always confuses people. 

(The real truth in all of this is how much I actually cannot take confrontation.)

I just use a knife and when it slides in with little resistance they are ready. If I can’t get potatoes roughly the same size the smaller ones can come out earlier. I use a paring knife to scrape the skin off - yukon golds have very thin skins.  They are just chopped roughly - the idea being that there are some chunks…

Chris Pine is not part of the Chrises from Marvel movies club. It’s weird to say he’s distancing himself because he’s not a coworker of theirs.  

Sure. I also expect managers not to seat more than they can realistically serve at one time, whatever their limitation might be. I’d much rather be told there is a wait than have a subpar meal. It’s not ideal but you can only control what you can control and for restaurants a lot of the time that’s how many tables…

I bought beer and lime today for micheladas only to get home and realize I have no Worcestershire sauce or Tabasco sauce. Complete fail. It’s warmer than it was supposed to be today and I really want one so I guess I am going back to the store. I TOOK MY BRA OFF DAMN IT.

I guess it’s what you’re raised on. Relish is too sweet a potato salad for me.

1) People do a lot of cocaine huh?

Yogurt. Can’t eat yogurt without him in my lap. I usually let him lick the foil top unless it has chocolate in it.

Pond.  A pond is shallow enough that sunlight can reach the bottom everywhere.  A lake must have water deep enough that sunlight cannot penetrate.

Twitter was a mistake.  

Despite the general lack of scientific evidence supporting the belief that most cis women experience serious adverse side effects to hormonal birth control methods.