He was a total conspiracy nut.

Makes for a pretty good lesson in media literacy though.  

Psycho is also available on the Peacock app but I don’t actually recommend that one. I’ve been a fan of her for her entire career and seen her live and it’s not her best. It plays like she was still workshopping the jokes and is about 50% name dropping.

It would depend, I don’t see her working for Eleanor.  Kamala or Mom though for sure.  

Leftovers.  And mug cake, because sometimes you need cake in two minutes (measuring ingredients included.) 

but the helmet would make a great marshmallow

I am still very confused that this blew up last week because I had heard it before? Granted I am extremely online and remember the most trivial garbage too but it wasn’t new. It just caught the Twitter outrage machine at the right time to go viral.

I mean 15 years ago I lived in Texas and everywhere you went people had this bumper sticker:

I too would like a talisman to protect me from everything that causes me anxiety.  Sadly I only have alcohol.

I know sometimes you just need posts and I am a total Debbie Downer, but who says we need to be sexy? Particularly in such a rigid, performative and outdated manner? Reject the tropes of Sexy Lady Media, do not contribute to it, be free! 

Eh the weird donation suggestion makes it even more fitting for a Pride month story. They made a pretty cookie and posted a “supportive” message. They’re not bigots but not activists either, not tracking the issues enough to know who could use monetary support. They’re not assholes but they’re also not particularly…

I don’t understand how people who believe this stuff function on a day-to-day basis? I can barely muster up the gumption to deal with other people on a daily basis, if I thought they were going to get me with vaccines or drinking water or something on top of everything I would probably just give up. I suppose the…

Everything about this set up, from Chili’s offering a chicken sandwich with no real connection to the brand to only offering it to-go is dumb af.

WHO in Never Have I Ever could Chrissy be voicing over for? Eleanor? Maybe Paxton? Maybe Kamala? And who could end up replacing her? Ali Wong maybe? Or Awkwafina would work for Eleanor. Reese Witherspoon would work for Kamala but I feel like Mindy would hold that card.

I would agree if they went with Elizabeth. But Lilibet reads to me a sly tweaking of all the formality, pomp and circumstance and reputation that reinforces the royal family’s terrible behavior. The more casual name says “I love you, Grandma, but get with the fucking times,” and paired with Diana it says “and you…

It’s exhausting.  

Last weekend I made crepes with strawberry mascarpone filling. And then IDK it used up all my give-a-damn and I ordered too much takeout this week.

It took basically all week but I repainted my front door. I think the pictures are gonna get kinja’d

Feb 2020 before everything went to shit, the flu was pretty bad, and we knew of covid. Which is when I told my boss we should have two weeks of stay-at-home every February.

I ordered mine in January and they told me six months and now they say September... be prepared for a long fucking wait.