I bought a ton of champagne and rose last spring and summer because fuck it. With nothing else to do I’mma celebrate that it’s Wednesday or Sunday or Zoom call time. Also the rose bottles were all decked out in holographic rainbows for Pride.

You know this guy is just gonna blame it on her, like women be crazy for reporting you for your crimes.

Gathering so many new ways to weed out assholes not worthy of my time.

Everyone should be loud about their work-life balance, period. I don’t have any kids but most of my employees do. Because I approve their timesheets I know how much time they do or do not take.

Millennials are Gen Y, having followed directly after Gen X.

nothing about that is body positive.  

nor did I want my first restaurant experience in over a year to be at an outdoor circus tent in a TGI Fridays parking lot.

There’s a missing component here and that’s the student loan interest tax deduction. You can’t claim this while interest is zero but it should figure into when you’re going to pay them off. Being able to claim up to $2500 basically makes your effective interest rate even lower and should figure into the calculation of…

Particularly tragic with Courtney, who has been sexualized from an early age. Instead of being allowed to explore their expression safely, they were basically abandoned by mom because of how they dressed.

They are famous around these parts for getting married at 16 to a 51 year old man. 

I have been researching this topic and the google gives you the same: hostas, ferns, and the one shade tolerant ground cover for sale at home depot.

Too close to eating a brick of sugar for me now.  If I want to dive headfirst into a grocery bakery item, it’s cheesecake or bust. I would also argue grocery store cakes are not even the highest evolution of the form. Have you ever had a birthday cake from McDonalds? Superior in both taste and nostalgia. (Ours was a…

Dialogue.  “We should dialogue about that.” Ugh.  Dialogue should only be used as a writing term to describe written conversation.  Kill the verb usage forever.

Yesterday I paid off my student loans, 5 years ahead of schedule. I’ve been making triple payments for the last 16 months.

You’re probably thinking of the trials, and that no one died during the three or six months or whatever it was. With breakthrough rates being so low, it’s taken this many doses in arms to see the population level effect.

Well now I will be disappointed unless JLD shows up in Black Widow AND we get a flashback of Peggy Carter and Dotty Underwood. 

All for Julia Louis-Dreyfus in boss bitch mode, but if she’s not the Power Broker it’s just going to feel like a goddamn tease. There’s too many toys out of the toy box already.

You know who supports and sympathize with murderers? Other murderers.  Fire them. 

Going by this study, that’d be roughly two T. rex for every Washington, D.C.-sized area (not odds I’d love as a Cretaceous-era herbivore).

As a millenial who always sends thank you notes, I’ve gotten exactly one for all the positions I was hiring.  It does make you take notice.