On other hand, fuck him, because we all know that he’ll never work a menial job like PF Changs, so the whole thing is a goof on how someone as rich as him would never work that menial job. It’s like him saying “I always wished I was a trashman!” No you fucking don’t, you’re rich and famous, you would work that job for…

Ellen, GWB tried to put an anti-LGBT amendment in the Constitution because he was antsy about not getting a second term and needed to fire up the base. As in, he literally believed you and your wife weren’t entitled to the rights he has, which laid the foundation for Trump to win now.

Thank you.  That was exactly where my question was that wasn’t clear in the article.  I think it’s absolutely fair to compensate in line with experience (and a scary, slippery slope to violate that for ‘optics’ reasons.  With what you said then she was right to be outraged and walk away.  It should have been offered…

“Naturally, Lim walked away, and a few months later Chiarelli offered her half of his salary to reach some semblance of parity. She still said no, and now she’s my fucking hero.”

Being a White guy. That’s it.

What is it about seeing a white guy that makes employers give him gobs of money for no real reason? I don’t get it.

I think it’s better to compare Monique to Amy Schumer, who got a 7-figure offer at the same time they tried to low ball Monique (who then also heard from other black comediennes with specials on the service how THEY got low-balled). than with the showrunners of “Game of Thrones” whose series threw off hundreds of…

I was going to try and play Devil’s Advocate based on experience (hey, it counts!), but, on IMDB, Adele actually has more writing and producing credits than Peter, although her writing is primarily TV, Peter only has 3 screenplays to his credit to her 14 - so that explanation is actually NOT A THING!

Trying to justify it by saying these are “industry-standard established ranges based on experience” is especially fucked-up, given the strength of their resumes. He had one movie screenwriting credit and one “story by” credit prior to Crazy Rich Asians. She’d been writing for television for two decades. It’s a flimsy…

I have my doubts that they will make that discovery...

yeah, I’m really looking forward to these dipshits discovering, to their great dismay, that the problem wasn’t on the outside.

Dear incels, we are not interested in dinosaur egg-sized testicles. What the FUCK ever gave you that idea???

He wakes up and he’s the mentally-disabled son of a worker at a run-down Boston hospital who watches too much goddamned teevee.

He wakes up and he’s Xander Crews in the Frisky Dingo universe?

I called the cops on Deadspin when they banned me way back when, and the police just told me that I was actually in a Wendy’s so I got a baconator and everything was fine.

I legitimately read that headline to mean that these moms were going to be starring in a porn that their children would then watch. While still horrifying, the truth is far, far less appalling. 

Uh, pedant much?

I have, I’ve read the Max series and it just didn’t work for me any more than Charles Bronson or Clint Eastwood in vigilante mode worked. There is value to his character but ultimately, based on his very nature, he is a cautionary tale and he is seldom presented as such. It’s subjective, I understand, but I just can’t…

You’re really going to count Spider-Man accidentally killing someone while trying to save her as evidence that heroes can kill indiscriminately and still be called heroes?

The entire point of that death was to show his reaction to failing so badly. Causing Gwen Stacy’s death scarred Peter Parker for life. That is an…