Bonnie and Clyde: Partners in crime.

The mother WAS there. She was refusing to leave and hollering at one of her kids to get her mace out. Great role model.

YES. I watched this show, and he was more polished than she was. And he was an asshole the while time. #teamjaclynandryan

I’ve been researching home ownership for years. I need to pay off a few things, but I figure that if I can put $600 a month into savings (about what a mortgage and taxes would be in my price range) and do that every month for a year, then I’m ready.

Yeah, you should def live in a few before you build. My parents had a home contracting business my whole life, and I’m glad I’ve grown up around the real estate industry and know a bit, seeing as how its one of the most important (and potentially disastrous) decisions you can make.

I tried the orange version, and it was like putting in strong hold hairspray. I couldn’t get my brush through it and had to wash my hair immediately.

I tried the orange version, and it was like putting in strong hold hairspray. I couldn’t get my brush through it and…

Morbid, but... So if they needed robots to get close, did they leave the body in there to burn, or...

Ulta and Sephora take used returns as well. They give you the least hassle if you have the receipt. Idk what the time limit is, but its enough to figure out if a product works for you or not.

I wouldn’t want to be married to Patty Simcox either. He’s ply gonna go for Rizo, but she’d never have him.

There’s a bunch of camping stuff on there. You mean to tell me that they are the kind of people who go camping?! I call bullshit.

Yep. My artist has an amazing reputation, and he is just that, an artist. Not just a ‘tattooer’. You buy the tattoo, but its still his artwork and its his reputation. If an artist thinks a piece will be poorly received or reflect badly on him, he has the right to not offer his services to you. Plastic surgeons turn…

Yes. I wouldn’t be opposed to limiting the number of births. People have way too many fucking kids nowadays. One of the reasons I’ve remained childless is because I feel its insanely self-centered to have kids and its a large drain on ever limited resources. I’d be fine with birth control being in the drinking water.

Yes, it IS that hard to identify the jerks. You think that within a chaotic crowd of hundreds of people, the police can pinpoint exactly who is throwing bottles at them? And then make their way through a crowd to them? And that if that did happen, the people would calmly place themselves in handcuffs? You must not…

Does it have to be cream? Urban Decay usually has nice selections of non-standard colors. If creasing is a problem, I highly recommend Urban Decay shadow primer or Too Faced eye primer. If you can find ELF glitter primer, that shit is like superglue for your eyelids and only $1.

Very true. I have about 30% down payment saved right now, and my mortgage will be less than my taxes. In my area, I can buy a nice starter home for $85,000. My mortgage will be like $250-$300 a month, and taxes will at least double that amount.

I’d start “looking” now. Research neighborhoods, house layouts you like, in town vs country. I’ve been “looking” for a few years now (was ready to buy, but got laid off and postponed buying). The biggest shock to me was how the houses looked nice in the pictures, but when you go in person, you can see all the cracks…

Damn. That’s a hot Rolling Stone cover. Both girls are so gorg. This will not help with my Alex fantasies.

Backwoods redneck garage bar in my town that plays hardcore porn on the tv in the corner. It’s fun.

Our local news station posts articles to Facebook, and this article recently had 95% of people saying how ridiculous their actions were. There was maybe 4-5 ppl defending them, but they all got skewered by everyone else. And this is in conservative upstate ny.

I’m stingy with money, so I don’t allow myself to collect enough to need Alex drawers haha. But I do have some acrylic holders on the tabletop for organization.