It was in a wedding dress exhibit at the V&A last year, and is so gorgeous in person that I actually gave a long exhaled “fuuuuuuck” when I got up close to it. (And I’m not a wedding dress person, really)

This is still my favorite wedding dress.

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It was a bad bill that was encouraging a cartel situation. We need legal marijuana, but not in this way. That's why people voted it down. Apparently, a better bill is in the works for 2016.

I made a mistake in the state (because Kansas City is not in Kansas) and want to let everyone know that if there’s a Dearborn in Kansas, the residents don’t deserve the criticism.

“Paden’s adult son, Anthony, has also been charged with sodomizing the victim. His case is currently pending.”

Dear Entire Town of Dearborn, Kansas,

he and his writing team are 1000% smarter than me and I 2000% love every minute of it

Seriously, of all the people to gratuitously piss off, he chooses John Oliver? Has he seen the show? Oliver doesn’t take prisoners when it comes to public figures who don’t have a sense of humour about themselves. I can’t wait to see what he does with this!

Sometimes I think that Donald Trump’s people are like Mona Lisa and Jean Ralphio from Parks and Recs. They say things Trump wants to hear in exchange for money.

Golly. Two conflicting accounts. But who are we supposed to believe? 3 sides to every story, amirite?

It’s all for you, Obama!

OMG I HATE when people say that! I get that all the time. Yes, moron, fuck PC, the world was such a better place when you could make fun of other people and their misery!

It’s really annoying when you point out something is offensive and people get all defensive and say the world is getting too PC and you need to get a sense of humor. In what world is rape funny? I can’t find one single aspect of rape humourous. People suck.

Kat, scuttled from town to town by her father, is a lonely girl. I knew the type well: no one was ever looking for us, until suddenly, someone did.

I’m glad I wasn’t the only person who has this - reaction - to that scene.

This!!!! 1,000 times this! You and I are exactly the same age—Nearly every woman I’ve ever asked who was born in 1985-1986 had agreed with me that “Devon Sawa walking down the stairs at the end of Casper” was the precise moment of our sexual awakening. This is totally a thing.

I’m sure this woman has some kind of mental illness, but mostly I want to chase her with my car and keep clipping her.