Idk if they would work (I know you are joking) but for real... cat penises are barbed and horrifying. I didn’t believe it until a friend convinced me to google it. I can’t unsee it. lol

Clearly even this particular police force disagrees, since the guy was fired.

Because cops are the most reliable people in the world and never ever would say anything untrue to help a friend get out of trouble. This is the same generation that sends swat teams to peoples houses when tickets go unpaid. all of them need real training and discipline once in a while. not a slap on the wrist over to…

The one girl who spoke up was arrested as well for “Disrupting a school”.

I wish I could pull you out of the grays. Every time someone bemoans the students in the room for apparently doing nothing, I think, ‘well, yeah, no shit they didn’t do anything! There’s a massive man, with a bad reputation, and a gun strapped to his hip, who shows little in the way of self-restraint and a lot in the…

They were frozen. One kid had his head down, like he was trying not to be seen. These are teenagers, and they were scared they would be next.

She explains the trade-specific terms as she goes along, and context makes them pretty self-evident anyway. It all made sense to me, and I’m about as far removed from this world as you can get without living on another planet.

I made a quick movie poster for Tarantino’s This Here Bitch

I think Jess is the role Lindsay Lohan was born to play. On the other hand, that casting is a little TOO obvious.

Filed to: I KNOW WHY THE CAGED BIRD HOES

FAMILIES LIVE HERE!!!!!!

The biggest asshole I have ever encountered in real life was a greasy, disgusting 40+ year old man shopping with his walker using elderly mother who as they walked to their car was screaming at her to hurry up and called her a “Fucking cunt of a mother”. After he crammed the shopping bags in to the trunk, he slammed…

I hope the fact that he raped a family member then tied her to a toddler bed and taunted her with a knife for two hours means he adopted exactly ZERO babies.

I went to a 2 million dollar wedding, bride’s dress alone cost over $100k. She threw up down the front of it at the reception.

Oh wow, another misogynist woman-hating teenager who wants to murder women en masse because he was rejected by a female. This shit is getting real old. People - stop raising your boys to think that they are *owed* a woman. We are people, we have agency, we are NOT prizes that one can “win” by being nice or because you…

I’ve been eventually dumped or rejected or made to feel like shit in some capacity by almost every dude I’ve ever fucked or wanted to fuck and yet somehow I’ve managed to never mass murder