Finally! I can dust off that mole joke I’ve been sitting on since 3rd grade!

This whole thing is like the drunken uncles of America are lurching around representing all the rest of the family.

I saw on twitter that that was exactly what he said - I paid £6 for this pint, there’s no way I’m leaving it.

Exactly. Fucking £6 for a pint? WHERE IS THE REAL CRIME HERE EH?! #robbingbastards #londonisexpensive

London lost 52 people on 7/7. More than that were killed by the IRA. Over 40,000 in the Blitz. It doesn’t matter if the attacks never stop, because London will never surrender. And that’s a promise.

“For some reason, the issue of my ED has become a paramount issue for Mother”. Mike Pence, c2010

“For some reason, the Death Star has become a paramount issue for the rebellion.” - Darth Pence

“For some reason the issue of all these angels of death flying around, about to melt our faces and destroy everything in a hail of fire, have become of paramount importance to the people gathered watch to the opening of the Ark of The Covenant”

(this is 100% snark free post)

“For some reason, the issue of the Ring has emerged as a paramount issue for the Fellowship.” -Pence the White, Year 3019 of the Third Age

For some reason, this issue of volcanos has become a paramount issue for the Pompeiians. - Praefectus Pence 79 AD

“For some reason, the issue of potatoes has become a paramount issue for the peasants.” -O’Pennessey, circa 1845.

“For some reason, the issue of nazis has become a paramount issue for the Jews” - Mike Pence at a Nuremberg nazi rally 1936

“For some reason, this issue of meteors has become an issue for the dinosaurs,” said Penceasaurus Rex.

“For some reason, this issue of not being able to breathe seems of paramount importance to Kinja commentors.” - M.Pence.

“For some reason, this issue of bear maulings has emerged as a paramount issue for our fur trapping party’s guide.” - Major Michael Pence, circa 1823

Its also why the draft dodger and physical fitness fearing Trump fetishizes the military because as a bully and a mental deficient he can only see force as the ultimate in masculinity and proof he is so great. It’s why he looks up to the strongmen dictators around the world including Kim because he could never really…

‘For some reason, this issue of slavery has become a paramount issue for the black people in this country.” -General Grant Pence, circa 1860

“Nam aliquam causam, et facti sunt exitus Wisigotharum est eamque intimam secum fert ut civium exitus.” Imperator Pence, 410 

Tangent: through all of this chaos is anyone else, like, getting it pretty bad for Emmanuel Macron? I am married but if I were having a bachelorette party I wouldn’t want my strippers to be cops or whatever. I’d want sexy world leader strippers. Sexy Macron impersonator, sexy obama impersonator, sexy Trudeau…