Please watch this movie, everyone. It definitely kicked me in the gut, so consider yourself warned. I sat there in tears for a few minutes wishing I had enough money in my bank account to do something...

I love this picture, I just stare at it and imagine he is screaming EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

And I always felt like I was the Queen of Hearts but you don’t see me trying to behead people left and right. Please keep that in mind if the police talk to you. I have no idea how those heads got there.

I would love to see Kim Davis forced to issue a marriage license to Chris Brown and Damon Wayans. Trump and Huckabee giving away the grooms. Bill Cosby officiating. Sarah Palin giving a toast in ‘merican. Then I want to see the whole lot of them choke to death on the plastic from a Kraft’s singles. Or better yet,…

cis hetero men are afraid of gay men because they believe gay men will treat them the way they treat women. cis hetero men are afraid of gay men because they believe gay men will treat them the way they treat women. cis hetero men are afraid of gay men because they believe gay men will treat them the way they treat…

Rarely have I wanted to rocket another human being straight into the sun more than when they look at me like I’m a baby-eating space alien when they find out I’m still a virgin at 31.

Taylor is the physical embodiment of white feminism and outside the extremely racist and tone deaf aspects of this POS video, it's also boring and TayTay needs a new schtick and a new lipstick color like yesterday.

No. You should watch the documentary the Lion King. When lions appear as ghosts to tell you something important they do so as clouds.

Yeah, but I hear the bears aren’t very well trained there.

He was a skater boy, She said see you later boy.

• Never Made It As a Wise Man, Couldn’t Cut It As a Husband Either
  
  Totally cracked me up. Finniest thing I’ve read this week.

She Wants To Go Home, But Chad’s Still At Home, And So She Hides Broken Inside.

OMG you can’t just ask why there are only white people in a video set in Africa!!

And to add insult to injury, that wig is bloody appalling!

I imagine Giselle and Tom just have arguments over coffee about who is prettier and the answer is neither of you because you’re both insufferable and I hate both of you.

Also GHOSTBOOBS WHERE ART THOU?

It amuses me to think of Ian McKellan telling TayTay, “OooooOhh, I’ve got a thing that night...”

Ian McKellen, you are my god damn hero.