He’s a Lear and she’s a Lady Macbeth.

That is the Mean Girl “I’m gonna fuck you up backwards, sideways and frontal you scene-stealing son of a bitch!” smile, if ever I’ve seen one.

LOGIC!

I always blamed Guinness for mine

I have a British friend whose boobs were huge before she had a reduction — I’m going to ask her if she likes fish and chips and thereby prove these cops right. SCIENCE!

Definitely some quid pro quo going on there. And the rain, apparently.

It definitely has nothing to do with genetics. Don’t let the scientists fool you, they’re just bell boys for Satan.

I feel u a little since some ppl aren’t cute. It crossed over when it was about a semi-colleague (they sorta {the weakest sorta} work together so that is grounds for harassment), and then especially when they generalized the shit out of English women. That is not okay. They were using English women’s perceived…

That’s insulting to pigs

I lost my uterus (I like to say “misplaced” b/c it gets good looks from people) a while back, and it’s a sucky thing to go through. Since I’m sure Kim K is scouring the Jez comments for advice, wink, here are some good things to focus on:
1. You’ll never have to buy tampons again, and you can re-purpose your existing…

And you don’t wear that dress ever because it’s fucking hideous.

I’ve heard that his instructors are finding it difficult to teach him as he can only cut in a Z formation.

The proletariat?

In 2009, family portraits and antiques worth hundreds of thousands of pounds, including a handwritten account of the English Civil War written by one of his ancestors, were offered for sale in order to cover an overdraft of £1 million and help secure the castle’s financial future.

I don’t know...after reading about the shooting of the reporter, cameraman and random interviewee ..Taylor Swift gossip just seems “dumber” than usual to me.

Ed only reads Kara’s articles because they are bffs

Tay and Calvin sittin’ in a tree.

Now that we’ve covered the sort of news story that seems most appropriate for “Sick, Sad World,”

I’m sorry but this is fucking hilarious. It would make my day if I saw someone doing that.
I hope no kids or animals get sick, though.

All former members of Lawndale High’s Fashion Club, it sounds like.