If you get an accidental teddy bear vagina cake to enliven your christening, you have been given a GIFT! A gift! Write them a nice thank you note and chill.

I’m black, my husband is white. Our daughter looks like a slightly tanned, brown-eyed version of him. They even have the same caramel highlights in their hair. She has his hair texture-straight with a bend at the end. They facially look alike. People have seriously gone ‘Oh my god, how did THAT happen?!’ Umm, he’s her…

I’ve had people who think a photo of my maternal grandmother was a photo of me. For example, my own dad. He did a literal double take when I showed him her high school picture and said “holy shit” and looked back and forth between me and the photo a few times. I can’t see it myself, but apparently it’s uncanny.

Yep. I’m obsessed with family photos and parent/child genetics. I am not ashamed. It is just so cool.

Would hang out with Regis for chance to eat cheese fries in a yurt, tbqh.

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GLORIOUS

Westminster isn’t an English Parliament it is a British one, SNP and PC members sit in there as well. Problem is that you’d have to fund a place for them to sit whilst a new place was built which would cost a lot (would also need to be much bigger than either of two devolved parliaments + offices).

‘lbs’ is the symbol we use.

Luckily no tax dollars will go near it, as we don’t use dollars in the UK!

i am trying to think of the comments this piece is going to get

A DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

To be fair, Osborne was turned into a newt.

Someone criticized Taylor Swift. Can I request a wellness check on adultosaur?

in the wild we eat them.

As a fellow Irishman, I’m not thrilled that Graham Norton is now described as a “British” comedian. Fucker’s from Clondalkin.

Amy Schumer is simply the greatest. She has become a national treasure in no time at all.

valar morghulis. what’s the High Valyrian word for producers?

I like the idea of Kit Harington being completely clueless about fans on the internet.

A bigot across the aisle telling her to shut the fuck up isn't a small slight. Its wrong and I don't care what religion you adhere to, it is unacceptable to treat another human being like that. And if you're talking about the Buddhist monks in Mayanmar and their completely unBuddhist attitudes and actions regarding…