Maybe. Maybe the gods are crazy. Maybe the stars are blind...

lol ikr i was like that’s cute sweetie. keep tryin katy.

As you should be!

Katherine is far too pedestrian for the Kardashin Klan.

I have done my one good deed for the year. I AM DRUNK WITH POWER.

Excuse you! I was praying to Ma’at. And she answered :D

I was totally rooting for Tyrion and Sansa in the books. Neither of them wanted it, but I thought they could have made a good team. He seemed like the only one to see her as a person and certainly the only one to treat her with any respect. And he didn’t blame her for not being thrilled with the marriage. I thought…

extra annoying since dany’s wedding night in the books was consensual.

I haven’t seen the show, but as a fan of the books, I am disappointed that Drago raped Deanerys in the show. Yes, I know, people who compare shows or movies to books are obnoxious, but her development from slave to queen was one of my favorite parts of the books. She also developed a deep love and respect for her…

And I’ll make fancy ass clothes out of leaves and shit.

Where is Ari Schwarz with his Crazy List of Things Goopy Has Said, including, “I would rather die than let my kids eat cheese out of a tin.”

I’ve never seen The Sopranos, or Mad Men. I’m out every night and when I come home, I watch the end of the baseball or basketball game, and there’s Charlie Rose and I go to sleep.

(I support experiments in female identity exploration/am a student of pop culture/will not be shamed)

Drinking from the Holy Grail gives eternal life and invincible tresses. However, the archaeology department business manager will still wonder why you chartered a float plane instead of flying coach.

SPF30 is some melanin haver shit. Us true day walkers require SPF50+

This has been common knowledge for decades. Not sure why this study is only coming out now.

This makes sense, because many of the animals that these mummies represented were sacred to most Egyptians and represented their gods. If you went out and killed a cat to sacrifice as a mummy, you’d piss off Bastet... like, Sekhmet levels of pissed off. She’d either send lions to kill you in your living life or show…

Amusing story from the museum world: a curator I knew kept an Egyptian mummy’s head in a box in his office. He got it after refurbishing the museum’s Egypt exhibit, where it had been displayed on its own. He said that it was obviously some sort of plundered relic that someone had dedicated to the museum long ago,…

NO

I was about 12 when I’d decided I was going to be a Paleontologist (I’m not, btw, but that’s not the point.)