Just think, in 60 years, we’ll be seeing tours of The Kate Middleton Collections, by Issa of London and Jenny Packham.

Maybe you weren’t a preteen when he was a handsome young prince, as I was. But I did get a chuckle at the suggestion that my standards are narrow because a blue-eyed, blond white man no longer fits them, so thanks for that.

IKR. But she bears it all with grace. I would not be so graceful. The day after hippiechick was born (I had a traumatic birth) I was laid up in the hospital, with a catheter, turning my bed into a fart pod.

She’ll do that when she gets home. I’m sure they’ll bring her whatever she wants to eat, and give her all the naps.

The astonishing thing to me is that there are several folks in the comments here parroting the OP’s party line that when in doubt, just ask a cab driver! These are clearly folks who only have a passing familiarity with Egypt (if any at all).

This was my exact thought. In Egypt, many cab drivers work directly with the government for stuff like this. It is definitely not good advice to tell travelers to just ask their cab drivers for some illegal drugs in North Africa.

I’ve been to Egypt a few times. While there, I downed a few glasses of champagne or beer here or there, but it was just fine without being intoxicated.And actually? There is zero way I would have felt safe perusing for drugs in Cairo and I am hardly some wilting flower of a woman or something.

Lovato’s response to this tattoo artist was epic:

RDJ sounds like a total boob in both Guru-Murthy’s interview and the Stern interview.

Every day I love Kristen Stewart more and more. Also have a giant crush on her and think we would do very nicely being dour and cynical together while we applied more and more layers of angry black eye liner. I ALREADY DO THAT ALONE KRISTEN.

You should just be happy you don’t have Justin Bieber & Orlando Bloom fighting over you, I guess.

What did I do wrong in life that I don’t have Harry Styles and Calvin Harris fighting over me? All I have is a boomerang ex with a drinking problem and a smoker’s cough and a date with an overly keen South African that I really want to cancel.

Presumably there are also alternate universes where all 1D fanfic is true.

I’ll just let that sink in.

i could be wrong, but i believe its pronounced “step away from the underaged girls”

Maybe in another Universe, he did.

I want the theoretical Universe where I move back to my childhood home in Hawaii, win untold sums of cash in the megamillions lottery, and spend my days swimming, smoking hashish, and painting abstract pictures on giant canvases that I don’t care if you like because I’m a filthy millionaire, so fuck you. I would also…

Oh my god. You don’t know how badly I want to buy this and put it on my workout mix.

Gawd Ashton Kutcher. He’s that guy from school who could be mildly funny once in a while, but then spent the rest of the day saying, “Did you get it? Did you get the joke? Funny AMIRITE?!?!”

From the People article re: Hillary Clinton, that chick who “made her cry” sez:

Most of the country is more concerned about the election than the royal baby. All appearances to the contrary I'm going to lay squarely at the door of 24 hour news.