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They can throw all the talent at this movie they want, they’ve already failed us all. Never forget what might have been:

Something freakish happened to me today and I don’t know where else to post it so I’m doing so here. I got in my first car accident ever- a minor fender bender with minimal damage. The thing is, it happened right by the abortion clinic. Three anti-choice protesters came to my car, and they had rosaries with them. The

Dude thanks for that heads up! I’ll check it. Completely agree on all points.

Oh Calvin, that was a dumb move. I can hear it already...

uhhhh excuse you, Calvin Harris? are you for real? like, of all the subtly gendered insulting manspeak, “demeans her as an artist” is especially infuriating. I’m not even a big Taylor Swift fan, but right now my entire face is screwed up in distaste. I can’t make it go down.

Harris also “reportedly told Tay that he thinks she ‘demeans herself’ as a singer by writing such whiny lyrics.”

I’m just here to say HI Y’ALL I started my new job yesterday and I have no idea what I’m doing or where any of the office supplies are.

Anna Kendrick wins.

Same, I'm laughing my arse off thinking about tourists coming here hoping for charming English gents and being faced with the reality of the average British knobhead.

I am English and find the idea that my homeland might be a destination for sexual awakening HILARIOUS.

Seems a good idea but it is being brought in by Tony Abbott. This does not compute...

My mom was diagnosed with aggressive breast cancer at 45. We had no family history of it and it was caught via mammogram. After brutal rounds of surgery, radiation, and chemo, my mom has now been cancer free for 18 years. Thank you, Taylor, for reminding people to get checked even when they feel just fine. Sending

My husband and I decided to go to Spain for our honeymoon. We love to eat and we love wine so it seemed like a great idea.

I posted this before but it’s so horrifying that I think it bears repeating:

They probably talk about how fab their hair is

azealia banks has officially ventured in kanye territory. i’ve seen it coming for a while. but i think this is the apex. the qualifications are: 1) delusions of grandeur, 2) effing with the president, his wife, and/or his family, 3) letting rap bravado spill into real life, 4) feeling a constant need for attention and

Paris is all about giving back.

This is tiny and not related to work, but I got in a cab with a male colleague from the airport, and the cab driver immediately said, “Sir, where to?”

This story about how Zayn Malik left One Direction because he’s having an affair withEllie Goulding (who previously hooked up with bandmate Niall Horan) is too much for me to process right now.