SOMEONE DO A WELLNESS CHECK ON ADULTOSAUR.

Michael Bay. Tell me this franchise wouldn't benefit from some random explosions and a car chase or three.

I wish I didn't know, if that helps at all. I cannot believe the one and only time I've ever corrected a Jezebel writer, it was over the mother effing kardashians. Fuck.

i need to find some black clothes to wear to the gym bc i am in mourning

MURDEROUS MINNOW MAN

[eyes start to bleed]

what in the actual fuck is this shit

I've got a lovely dessert for him:

I know! I was yelling at my tv screen. That's at least partially why the gender gap exist. Because women still assume most of the childcare and domestic chores - or people at least think they do - and therefore the belief is that they can't won't be as dedicated or focused at work.

while i love the binders full of women meme, can we please just not forget that before he went on and on about his binders, he said that he would fix the wage gap by ENSURING THAT WOMEN CAN GET HOME BY 5:30 TO COOK FUCKING DINNER.

Don't act like you wouldn't do the same given the chance...and thumbs, cat.

Of all of the governments to piss off, the Egyptian government was a bold choice

mark do your crafting on public transit and document it

I have knitted and crocheted in public spaces and on public transit. Place the bag between your feet and get over yourself.

Can we also talk about old ladies who think their purse needs the window seat? Or anyone else who thinks the window seat next to them is best empty? Oh, or dudes who feel that 'The doorway' is the best place to stand to ride transit? Or 'Shit head sitting in the accessibility seats and doesn't see the person with…

While I totally agree with you about their income, the royal family is not actually a ruling class in any practical way. They aren't permitted to take any political stance, and the loss of housing allowance for citizens is not their call.

The Queen is amazing. I mean, she wasn't even supposed to be Queen in the first place, it was all because her shithead uncle abdicated because he was a spoiled asshole. And then she became Queen at 25, and even at such a young age she vowed to devote her entire life to service for the country, and she's kept to that…

Fuck kale. I refuse to star this comment because seriously FUCK KALE.

I like that William has actually worked a 'real' job and continues to gain experience and really get stuck in. Unlike his Uncle the Pedo Lover, William seems to want to actually do something with his life other than skim as much cash off various dodgy biz types and governments as possible. I think Harry is the same…

I have a lot of respect for the Queen and for most of the rest of the family. When I hear all the pissing and moaning about how they're just as useless as any other celebrity, I'm quick to remind the whiner that they're educated, they do charitable work, and (at least in the case of the queen) they can change a tire.…