But were they Tahitian pearls or freshwater pearls? Might have been the work of
Clearly this is the work of notorious super-villain Oyster Man.
I like seeing North wearing clothing that the power of advertising taught me isn't toddler-wear. If I didn't see it on a baby on tv or in a catalog (where I was being told to buy it), I know it's wrong! You see, companies that make babies' clothes are obsessed with ensuring the babies' comfort (definitely not making…
i feel like anna wintour is the moirai of fashion's existence
Remember when he convinced himself that he needed to see a doctor because he lost all of his modern-life fat and thought that he was "malnourished"? And then the doctor was all, "Naw, dude, that's just what happens when you're not sitting behind a desk all day. You're probably the healthiest you've been in your adult…
Let her go! Let her go! Don't hold her back anymore!
I think the hair is a trap. Literally. Like, a snare.
And one of the girls smuggled in Herbal Essences shampoo!
Mark, you just know that if the Kardashians were on Frontier House, they would be that SoCal family that cheated their way through.
I have a theory about people who become wildly successful/famous on the level that Steve has achieved: their relationship with their past, pre-fame and success, is an either or proposition. Either they embrace it. Or they shed it like a snake sheds its skin, leaving it in the middle of the road, to dry up and blow…
Plz, let them be on PBS Frontier House. I need this. Amen.
Will they move into PBS' Frontier House and pretend that's just how they live?
Tiny town, just moved there, and we lived in one of those neighborhoods that sprang up after WWII, but across the street was a beautiful old brick house covered in vines. It made me think of Wuthering Heights. It was a quiet house. Someone would show up weekly to take care of the lawn and gardens, which is how I…
As a seven year old, I raided the kitchen for my art supplies. I took some herbs, green food coloring, lemon juice, and turmeric powder to create this. My dad was so angry at me for destroying the kitchen and geting half the spice cabinet all over the floor, but he took this, and he framed it because he thought it was…
that seems excessive...
Is he seriously wearing a fucking clip-on bow tie?
I think what we all really hate is that the marketing machine is practically indifferent to notions of "quality" or "good art"
I find "inner goddess" infinitely more painful than "down there," but it's all pretty dreadful.