"Classy and tasteful"?!

Hold on a second:

just like me, taylor is a well documented bully.

Haim is one of those groups that makes me feel simultaneously old and young at the same time. Old because I only have the slightest understanding of who they are without understanding where/when they came from, but young because their music sounds like something my mother listened to when she was my age.

Oh, good, Katy. I'm glad God helped you out with that. Maybe next time he can help out all the kids dying of starvation and measles, malaria, etc.

English people say glacier funny.

Excuse me but why would you ever have Tom Hiddleston read Keats when you could have Ben Whishaw?

If anyone wants to prove to me that a Brum accent is sexy, go for it.

judge tay when you get your pants situation under control, pharell.

My cat's litter box is sexier than John Gosselin. My cat's litter box is also old. Having said that, my cat's litter box is not a millionaire. Also, I would not allow my cat's litter box to date Kate Gosselin.

walk away

thank you erin

tay is bae etc etc. like this isn't laziness but i just feel like, at this point, we all know i am quietly screaming and crying over everything she does.

And thank you Kate Winslet, for taking a fucking stand.

"Designer babies"?

I think it boils down to something like:

Great food for thought, Diana.

Porter O'Dowd sounds like beer to me

Oh, Burt, I loved you as a commenter and I loved you as a writer.

We will miss you!!!