His mother was an excellent player and a very good coach. She does a hell of a lot of work to get younger people who aren't rich into tennis. Both her sons are award winning players (Jamie has some doubles titles, I do believe.)

OH MY GOD THIS WOULD BE MY HANDS DOWN FAVORITE BAND OF ALL TIME

Indiana Jones V, starring:

Exhibit A: Taylor Swift is hacked

Ha! Come sit by me and we'll each hold a pint in one hand and a cup of tea in the other and drown our second-hand embarrassment together. ;)

Her friends are the insanely awesome Haim sisters! In fact they rock just as much as she does.

Those aren't just girlfriends, that's Haim!

batshit hyperdimensional rudeness is the name of my EDM band

absoFRUITLY not

Brian Souter can fuck the fuck off. And when he's finished fucking the fuck off, he can fuck the fuck off again, the fucking fucker.

"what is the air speed of a laden can of creamed corn,"

No. No no no. You must be the firstborn of the womb of Our Lady of Questionable Talents but Undeniable Business Acumen and the seed of Our Lord and Savior, Prince of Balmain, Lamb of Balenciaga, Yeezus. There can only be one.

I'm an American living in London, and I am constantly amused (and dismayed) by the complete lack of knowledge by Europeans on what health care actually costs. When I tell them how much my uninsured hospital bills and Rx costs were back in the States, I always get the same slack-jawed, stunned look.

I think Arya will end up with the widest array of different looks of any character in the series.

Give Eddie Redmayne's fine ass ALL THE AWARDS.

None of these videos are available to watch from the UK, unfortunately...

Mark, didn't you say you were off for Thanksgiving this year? How did you get stuck with us today? I mean, the Canadian (and other not American) readers are happy to see you, because Cheese knows the internet quiets the hell down on US holidays but I still need the same amount of distraction as always, but... don't…

dear maria shriver,

"Yes, because the biggest and most dangerous scandal the Kennedys have ever had with women was definitely Taylor Swift buying some nearby property."