Someone should make these for the trunks of cars. I'd buy the crap out of that.

She kinda looks like Jezebel's old icon image in that photo

Ellen seriously does this ALL THE TIME. She picks up internet trends from 6 months ago and calls them her own. Its painful to watch.

Thats so awful. I had to throw an iced coffee at a man who followed me in his van for blocks making comments about me on my way to work a few weeks ago. Its scary how these moments make us realize how unsafe and unfair the world is sometimes.

Don't get me wrong I love a good beard. But assaulting women on party buses in Ohio? Who does he think he is Andy Dick? Meanwhile Josh Holloway volunteers for women's self defense classes. #skate

Everytime that dude gets a beard... I swear.

still freakier

She's got a little QVC lady in her too. I do love watching her do Swift Justice though...

She's like Glenn Beck with a wig and some bad makeup.

I remember at my college someone did preformance art in loin cloths using piss, shit, blood, and meat. They got suspended for not cleaning it up. I don't miss that place at all.

Why is Danielle Staub having this come out the same week RHONJ premieres? Its weird.

I meant professional ones. But yeah I am probably just neurotic and not that comfortable with paying for massages in general. I just want someone to help me make my feet look decent.

This might be slightly off topic but does anyone else not like getting pedicures from men? Especially when they give you leg rubs. Maybe this is just my hangup but I feel like I need to act really appreciative when really I would be just as happy having some strange man not rubbing my feet.

I think the met actually does a pretty good job of showing fashion exhibits. I saw one called blogging fashion... it was pretty good although I was a little drunk and thought it would be good to write something about a necklace holding vials of semen which now shows up when you google my name...

Woah calm down.

Fran Drescher has more talent than all the women on that show put together. She is US Public Envoy for womens' health, a rape survivor, and has a van that goes around offering low-income women free reproductive cancer testing. They should have more respect.

Mydsts of avalon,

My Mom suffers and constantly complains about this condition. She was also raised Catholic and I am now feeling very uncomfortable.

Omg. Its an obvious joke. The whole reason that storyline was shown on television was because of the widespread knowledge that sex during pregnancy is fine and normal. Suggesting oral or anal sex isn't necessarily sexist. You guys are usually on this side of the fence.... And do we know that the soup has only one…

Wait are you saying that the cab driver didn't call or that N. Cage didn't do it. I am confused.