I am actually really impressed that the cab driver took it upon himself to call the police. I don't really imagine that would be the case in many situations unfortunately.

Oh so this isn't about Don Draper?

I played beer pong with Kathleen turner once.

or I love the 90s? Christ almighty!!

If you think that was bad you couldn't imagine the familial "twilight bark" that occurred when I got my first period.

Yes, but its still great because its expanding beyond the theme of music videos and is likely to me seen by more than just social science students in college. I'm very happy.

This is kinda like a beefed up Dreamworlds. Awesome.

Jwoww didn't seem to find it too funny. But a beach house with a bunch of drunk people fighting isn't really the best place for pets to begin with.

When I answered the phone and some distant Aunt exclaimed "Kate's getting her boobies" in response to the photo on our family christmas cards.

Its not like I am pissed off she's not wearing heels...

I know she's vegan. And I am glad that it doesn't look like she skinned a collie to make her shoes, but there are better shoe choices for vegan/pregnant ladies.

Why is Alicia Silverstone wearing crocs?

as joan rivers likes to say...bitch stole my look!

And yes, I used happy twice in one sentence. I know no shame.

Sorry, but I think everyone must just be jealous or something. Why can't we be happy for happy successful women?

She looks cute! Are we supposed to hate Natalie Portman now or something?

Oh this is making me very excited for tonight's fashion police

@osa: Someone give this girl a star!

@mimiblu: Yeah, I have that tape. Its one of my favorites. I've got nicknames for all the people in that video. babyfat, short-stop, and the one to the right way behind leslie is 60 something with three kids. I hate her.

I was unicorn this way