@mimiblu: my favorites are the one with that one man,... Randy in the back of the room.

@blumpkin: lol. seriously, you probably didn't even see the part where she starts talking about god.

If you haven't worked out in a while, and don't want to be going out for walks in public, Leslie Sansone Walk Away the Pounds tapes might work. They are cheap. Like 6 -12 dollars on amazon. Its not super intense, but it adds 3 miles of walking to my day without looking like an asshole doing something like flirty girl…

I got brought in by the cops the first time I got REALLY drunk. I was 15, it was halloween and my bff and I decided to get drunk by doing shots of tequila out of espresso cups.

I guess Hugh met his "Mad Men" Meghan.

@brightpeonies:

@katiemojo: I am sending you a message to your username right now.

@PortraitHat: that is totally my experience. I feel like such a badass telling people it isn't that cold out.

@Triphena: DO NOT WEAR THEM WITH WHITE.

For the record I was one of those little kittens fixing helping you guys get into your accounts for the past week.

i always wanted to live in one of these homes, but the rent is just too damn high

What do I wear this to? My office holiday sex party?

last year after thanksgiving my ENTIRE APARTMENT Broke-up/got dumped.

When I was in 5th grade I was at the thanksgiving day parade and this dude kept caressing my ass.

I really enjoyed this article. And when I say this I do not mean to be critical. But what the hell is going on in that photo?

@BrazenHussy: of course you don't you brazen hussy

blame wendy.

I like Leopard. I never cared what you thought of it, but its nice to know you think I look cheap.

don't you ever speak badly of PJ Sparkles.

I was watching Fashion Police the other day. (i know, I know) Joan Rivers took a look at this dress and said "isn't it bad enough an animal had to die, but now it's got crabs"