Yyyyikes.

Oh jeez yeah, eye stuff is rough. I think it’s eye stuff and skin stuff for me — I will go very far out of my way to avoid witnessing any kind of face removal/flaying.

I don’t know that I would have been able to put it into words until now, but yes: I definitely have a phobia about severe damage to the human head

The Santa Clause > The Santa Clause 2

Now that's an exciting headline.

I am looking forward to this and it looks good, but when it comes down to it I am a simple man:
I get a lot of pleasure out of seeing a very tall man next to a very short man.

Bill Purple indeed.

Well he's clearly going to be president, then.

I hate to derail your joke, but thank you! I hadn't heard about that and it's super useful.

I fucking LOVE that song.

If there's one thing I remember about the book, it's that it was LOUD and AGGRESSIVE.

Peter n' Bob bein' pals:
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PTSD flashback to what?
That doesn't sound familiar

No way, man, he lands in a little pile of hay

Is this a veiled cry for help? Is there a smaller, claustrophobic man trapped inside Rob Schneider who has been panicking for decades?

He seems to be turning into Patrick Warburton.

Maybe they're assuming that Tim learned his lesson the first time, and has grown in the interim?

No no—to my memory, I bailed looong before the dragon

Grind that guy into Shia the BURGER

Please wait, Steve, I've still got the last one stuck in my throat