I couldn’t understand you because of your accent.

You also have to remember that Huckabee pardoned violent convicted rapist, Wayne DuMond, because he thought that, “...Supervision under parole was important.”

Kiting checks sounds so fun!

The one where it’s illegal to stalk/harass/hit the mailbox of Mike Huckabee.

I have a soft spot for medical dramas. I know they’re cheesy and crappy, but I love them. My husband is in that field, and he will NOT. SHUT. UP. about the inaccuracies in the shows I like. To the point where he now has a well-rehearsed rant about CPR depictions in TV dramas and how they fuck up people’s expectations…

They should live stream it.

Me too. I would be so interested in what she had to say while watching Downton because I’m poor too and that means half the details fly over my poverty stricken head.

If they ever decide to expand “Make a Wish” to include “30-year-olds who just have had a rough go of it lately”, that is legit what I am asking for. Preferably with straight gin. Because apparently that’s how Lizzie rolls.

I grew up around/am related to people like her. Despite her purported love for Jesus and his love, she’s probably mean as a snake and sanctimonious and judgmental as hell, her refusal to give marriage licenses aside.

The court will refuse to hear her case. This is a road to nowhere.

You get the sense from looking at her face that she believes she is the bravest warrior to ever “warry”

The ability to pick and choose from the Bible is mind boggling to me. Like how do you even BEGIN to justify that bullshit.

I still don’t understand how someone who has been married four times can say with a straight face that it undermines her religious beliefs to allow gay people to marry.

My mom got really into that brand of Christianity when I was about 9 years old. She was always smiling and had nothing but positive things to say. That’s fine, but, like you, I never really learned how to process my feelings. She would only be happy around me and so I, unknowingly, learned that that’s how I need to be…

Also, while this is common in fundamentalist households, it’s not exclusive to them. I very much grew up in a house where mom was allowed to feel everything, but everyone else was only allowed to be neutral, because if anyone else was feeling negative, it was an attack on mom, and if anyone else was feeling positive,…

“Yes, sorry, my bad. Absolutely too many Davises.”

Yes, the really buried the lede on that one. They need to start referring to her exclusively as “Three-times divorced defender of marriage Kim Davis”

I believe it could be because she is an elected official and would have to be impeached...but I can't remember if I'm thinking of the same woman and I've also had a rage stroke so don't hold me to that.

SHE HAS BEEN MARRIED FOUR TIMES WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK. WHAT A FUCKING SELF RIGHTEOUS HYPOCRITICIAL PIECE OF SHIT AND I HATE HER DENIM SKIRT.

“They are still stunned that this is how it has all gone down,”