Susan is a free woman, unleashed from the needs of syntax, punctuation, or the stricture of making a sentence less that 80-100 words. Also seriously lacking a sense of humor or ability to laugh at herself.

Really glad she’s okay! I understand the urge as a teenager to go off your meds once you start feeling “normal” so you can just be a regular kid. I hope she realizes how helpful they can be to avoid situations like this.

Maybe not the perfect soapbox to step up on.

I feel like neither of those thoughts demonstrate either empathy or compassion for a fellow human being and her family who are, it seems, going through some rough shit. I like a contrarian as much as anyone else, but come on.

Goddammit, I KNEW I submitted Why Your Website Sucks too early this year :/

I’m pretty sure that she is ‘ample’ in all the important departments and has an ass that could take on one of those bulls she keeps bragging about .......without flinching. Give the whole fucking state back to Mexico!

I’m pretty sure my ex-wife wrote this. This looks exactly like one of the rambling, incoherent emails she used to write me on a daily basis before the judge finally ordered her to stop.

Run on, little sentence! Run wild and free and on and on and on.....

I enthusiastically agree with this request. I would love to see what this woman has to say about 10 year olds in strollers. I wonder how far she can punt a football?

“What a pussy mascot that is. I don’t care what your mascot represents. to me it has pussy written all over it.”

She’d better watch out: Dave’s from Minnesota, even our dentists kill lions.

Though she would clearly like to see Dave in one.

This woman hates commas.

This screed is ten times better when read in Peggy Hill’s voice.

I didn’t see Jesus mentioned once-not from Oklahoma.

this....this is a better synopsis of why we suck than anything you could have written drew. nothing against you, but this lady takes the cake.

No more wire steering wheels!

I’m dying at my desk.

“Can you imagine a NOLA-inspired Beyonce breakup album? It probably wouldn’t be as good as a NOLA-inspired Beck breakup album, but it’d be close.”

Basically the Queen is all, “Hire dozens of nannies! We’re royals!” and Kate is like, “I hate you.” Which means William was probably all, “Granny dear, would you mind easing up on dear Kate? She wants to be a mum to Charlotte in the way she pleases,” and then the Queen was like, “I swear to god, the men in this family…