shup and sit down, it was all done by God.

Thank you for your good work. When I was an advocate a judge once yelled at me for getting my sobbing client a tissue and touching her on the back.

It’s probably the “sorry I got caught” type of remorse.

Collins said in court papers she’s now remorseful for her actions.

first thought that came to my mind reading your post is “you’re truly doing the lord’s work.” not only because of your argument is perfect and cogent, but because you have/had the attention span to make sense of that months-long shitshow that was TigerBloodWinningSmokingCrackHookers-gate.

I know there’s a comic book villain billionaire out to destroy Gawker Media, and y’all lost a motion in court yesterday so you’re probably having an all hands on deck meeting with staff... but that really is no excuse to delay Dirt Bag.

Even at his drunkest, Captain Jack would have gotten a damn prenup. The man was always one step ahead.

I’m sorry his mom died, but wtf was he thinking not to sign a prenup? Dude you were having a mid life/pirate crisis marriage to a pretty young thing, and you didn’t think for just a second that a prenup might me a good call? Bad call, captain jack.

NO PRENUP!!

I was about to say, “I DO!” but then realized that I’m not under 30.

Hey, Bishop McDevitt H.S.:

She’s going to cherish her memory of being on the show and high school will fade away for her like it does for everyone else.

Nah, I am waiting for the ultimate dig. If she’s pregnant with a boy, she names the young heir Robert Kardashian III. After the child’s father, and of course, his grandfather. I think Kris, Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe would implode. Their precious father’s name given to this child born from Blac Chyna?! But rightfully…

More like Days of Our Lives

Brothers and sisters I have none but this baby’s father’s my father’s son’s ex-girlfriend’s aunt twice removed on my mom’s side.

Victoria/Southern Gulf Islands. We just had a week of balmy 25 degree (Celsius!) weather in April. I went swimming with my toddler. It was glorious.

Hey, here on the southwest coast, weather is awesommmmmmme! just can’t afford to live here if I want to start a family :p

Actually, global climate change has made this last winter positively balmy for most of it!

Hey man, the 6th month of winter is just ending and now we’re going to have blistering heat waves that cause power outages for the next five. It’s all good in the hood.

He was a partner in the Houston office of my law firm prior to running for Congress. Despite being largely conservative and Republican, everyone in the office (and the firm, generally) loathed him, so much so that to this day, no one wants to use his former office. It’s considered tainted.