Holy crap. That is a pretty, pretty house. Michele is going to look like A MILLION BUCKS sipping a cocktail on that patio.

It’s never going to end, is it? People just really cannot fucking stand to see a black family nail the American Dream to the wall and fucking live it.

I like this show, but it must be said that the wigs are a tragedy.

Seems to be the preferred correctional method round these parts. Works for me.

Great. Now I have to bleach my mind’s eye.

I’m going to convince myself he was horribly disfigured by way of somebody playing a “joke” on him.

i would help you.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

holy shit.

I might be wrong, and this is how the kids are spelling it, but “hoe”?

Why choose? The store has more than one pepper.

That’s letting him off too light. I say wait for trash day, dispose of all his stuff into the trash that’s leaving right now, and change the locks.

He has to sleep sometime, and handcuffs are cheap, and that chili pepper would really hurt, if rubbed into his eyes.

The man who cut my hair while sleeping would suffer a series of very bad days indeed.

She was victimized by the press, and all sorts of various public figures who mocked her to the point of ruination. Bill, on the other hand, got a slap on the wrist from Congress and a slap on the back from the public.

Actually, if she had knowledge of a crime — even strong circumstantial evidence — she had the obligation to act. The marital privilege act protects her from having to testify against her husband, not from charges that she was an accessory before or after the act. And if she can slide on accessory charges because…

Yeah, I’m not loving the ‘did he violate his vows to you’ questioning. What does their marriage have to do with his crime? Answer: not much. He was trying to piss her off, draw her out.

Is there any way he and George Zimmerman could kill each other at the same time?

I know a few. I always feel like they’re a virgin in a whorehouse.

Please, gods.