Cardinal Fang is amazing. I often call Beatrix The Red Menace, Vanilla Killa, Gingah Ninja, etc.

Haaahahahaha...you think you’ve ever owned a cat. They’re all, Um.

Goddammit, it’s only in California? HARRUMPH.

YOU CAN SEE THAT IN PERSON??

WINNING

I have a picture somewhere of some destruction she wrought on a different cabinet I have...it were sad. She does not play. DEATH TO TCHOCHKIS.

Naming a cat Margaret Thatcher is genius. Does she break unions?

She sure as hell is. She’ll figure it out someday, you watch. Sob.

Yes, we totally do use it — have people over pretty often, and I take my grandmother’s view, which is that saving some precious as never-to-be-used-because-what-if-it-breaks-Aiiiiee! Is a sad and useless way to live.

My mom’s, plus his mom’s odd vintage Italian stuff. We do use it all periodically, but it strikes as excessive in a NYC apartment sometimes. Whatchagonnado.

I have really got to tell Beatrix T. Cattenborough about this. She has been very recalcitrant re: learning to do tricks. Maybe if she feels competitive?

Who knew Bart Simpson had gotten all political?

They really should have shown that in some outfits.

Bison too, huh? Weird.

Rotting Pumpkin Time Lapse will forever be my favorite, but this was excellent also.

I make almost twice what I need for NYC, and I feel very whiny.

If the wee pretty chick in that dressing room selfie (Jia, apparently) feels she can’t wear this gear, I’d need a lifetime’s therapy to recover from the memory of my attempt at any of these garments.

I made some heads explode once when I asserted that until a fetus is viable, it’s no different than any other parasite, and the host has the right to remove it.

Yes, that struck me too. “Reflect on it” is code for “decide if you were asking for it”.

Yesterday, my NYC born’n’bred, Jewish, rich as hell boss tried to tell me some shit about how Red State Xians experience said Xianity.