3:00am? That is prime time to pee, feed a yelling cat, or, possibly, both.

“Friends of the Vile”

so much coke, botox, and collagen.

This is my squirrel. This is his “I am cute and I need peanuts, as you can see I am starving” pose.

*edited as the original photo was HUGE!

Jonah Hill needs.to realize that JonFavreau-ing is no way to live a life.

A blimp crashed on Thursday, a spectator died yesterday, I can’t wait to see what happens today!

I wanted to open my own restaurant called “Kathotdog’s Kuntry Kitchen” but everyone told me it was a bad idea.  

John Wayne Gacy was a Great Clown.

The fact that Alex Jones now says that Sandy Hook “probably” happened should be evidence enough to not give him a wider audience.

I cant help but say “Hainsey” in the voice of Roger of American Dad.

I thought that this was what this show was for?

I have a small collection of pink personal massagers from the 50s. You have to plug them into the wall, not batteries. They’re all really loud, too.

doesn’t care*
I tried to edit, but failed. failing as so many things today.

When the chyron operator does care anymore...

well, “torture” and “transportation “ use many of the same letters, so they’re practically the same job.

I would think that the ransom for Funderdome, or any Steve Harvey show, would be pretty low.

yeah, me too, but he is too smart to run.

I’d be happier if the world ignored the Kardashian/Jenner clan.
They do not matter.