ha. i just saw this as my notifications were off.

Ham Fish. I went straight to Brak.

Dale Chihuly, y’all.

I feel like everyone is in on the James Franco joke, except me.

This is quite the plan to gain entrance to heaven. God lurvs tattoos. 😍😻🎅👅🤙💓💓💓💓🍕🍾💲💲💲😼

Yeah, but didn’t Sleepy Kissinger say: Power is the greatest aphrodisiac.

Does the flag only represent those who have served, and are serving? Have we reached Starship Troopers, and only those that serve are citizens?

Fly to Indiana for a PR stunt, fly back to California, at least $250k.

Fucking time zones, am I right? So damned inconsiderate.

Santa is dead, yet alive, white, about 70 years old, fat, lives with Megan Kelly, and will definitely be bringing me the Holly Hobbie Gazebo this year.

I love when “Creatives” get their shit called on.

my SO is a little hairy, but not really furry,

I have watched this about 100 times and it is just soooooo magical.
I need a dog. I want a dog.
The little furry jerk that I already live with does not want a dog.

Excuse me:
Not all Clowns are Juggalos, but all Juggalos are Clowns.

Blue Dress lady has the hair color of a Hulk Hogan family member.

But Noel Fielding!

Can the FTC just Kevin Trudeau her?

Oh yeah! Hallmark Mystery channel! Love Jessica, and watch a couple episodes every week.

I can’t even...how...

When I was in college there was a girl on my dorm floor named Brandy. She decided that freshman college was a good time to for a make over and decided her name was now Whiskey. Of course we laughed at her.
She also wore a lot of colored leather skirts.