I saw some FL asshole remark (on FB) that FEMA and the NOAA weren’t needed cause he can look outside to see what the weather was doing. And sadly, this wasn’t sarcasm.

Youngster?

Jake Proboscis needs to find something more to be outraged about.

“Danzig also commented that he hates the “stupidity” of Trump’s detractors.”

I am very ready for Henry’s take on ^this^.

So, does one wrap the catfish, or other dead thing, in plastic, and then tape it to your body? Is this how you smuggle in a large dead stinky fish into an arena?

Had two chili dogs for dinner on Friday, the bf had two as well. That meant 3 left in my Hebrew National pack of 7. I had 2 slaw dogs for lunch the next day, and Crowther got the last dog. I seem to only entertain crows and squirrels these days.

He’s a sleepy puffy Tiger.

Jaden Smith Doesn’t Know Ricotta Cheese Is Cheese. He Is An Embarrassment To Humanity.

Allergies? No, I don’t think so.

Woohoo! More Phil Kessell!

My dad always said that Adam West was the greatest actor ever, as he fully committed to the TV Batman role without laughing through his lines.

Did we do Greg Gianforte bodyslammed Ben Jacobs yet?

Sean Hannity is seriously losing grips with reality if Kim Dotcom is your go-to-source for evidence.

It is a Who’s Who of piles of white shit.

Kim Dotcom is a Cenobite?

The elderly, poor, sick and all those babies are not doing enough for the country. Get them paving roads and building bridges.

If Trump doesn’t explode upon entering the Vatican, then there is no God.*

If you don’t get married, then you can never say that you got divorced. That is my motto, whether it is good or bad.

Pippa got upstaged by the adorableness of those little kiddos.

I hope he asks the Pope how hard it was to get elected to be Pope, and how big of a margin did he win by, and then shows the Pope his US map of the electoral college.
I also hope the Pope ask Trump to come wash the feet of the sick and infirm, and the homeless, as well as introduce him to some Syrian Refugees.