Hey, Green Wing’s Donkey! Also, knows as Dan! the Sex Person on Alan Partridge.

I thought she was a Jehovah Witness? You know, one of those religions that kicks you out of the church if you do something minor against the church, and then tells you to have no contact with your familyou? Christian? I dunno.

What is the opposite of Vagina Screechers? Penis Grousers? Dick Moaners?

wait...his real name is Randy Rainbow? That is what Wiki says...anyone? I mean, I love him, but what a great name!
Also - Trey Parker and Matt Stone need to get together with this man and make a new Trump musical.

But what about all the Americans that work at the UN? I thought the Republicans top priority was jobs, and cutting healthcare to millions of Americans, and making it harder for 1st time home owners to be able to afford a home. I guess all those UN people can go work in the Make America Great Again Coal Mines.

OK - there are 200,000+ men and women marching in D.C. that believe in Choice, reproductive rights and health care for women, fighting against misogyny, sexual assault, etc.

I am not a religious person at all, but if there is a God, don’t you think he would be pissed off at Donald for invoking his name? I mean, Donald and all those Republicans up there are pretty much the antithesis of New Testament teachings.

You should do a little fact checking - I do not think that Avatar or Bee movie thing is true.

Thank you. I need to know about all the successful stories.

Thank you. This is what I need to hear.

I know! Who’s a good Football Man? You are! Yes, you are!

I don’t have kids, don’t think I am going to have kids, does that make me an “Unborn Mother?”

I’ve been watching a lot of The Weather Channel since the election. And Kids in the Hall, It’s Always Sunny, Whitest Kids, etc., you know, things that make s laugh.

Gucci for $3600.

“[E]very time I opened my mouth and declared the Word of the Lord, there was a manifestation of His Spirit where people were either healed, delivered, or saved. When I shut my mouth, they fell off into utter darkness.

I’d like the A-Team Van, or an original Firebird from Smokey and the Bandit.

Are Ariana’s arms broken?

Can someone tell me if he says “Ima Da Pope-ah” a lot? I really want him to say that to every one in his best Father Guido Sarducci voice. .