Night nurse? Does the kid have problems? Or does Eva just want to sleep?

Is there footage of the dump?

Maybe when watching I was always too distracted by the majesty of Swayze, and his pants.

I just re-read the post as I thought this was a 90s Phish  concert video, but this is now? People still do this?

Trump will soon be taking credit for inventing the glue that is used on Post-its, creating the internet, and was responsible for the Virgin Birth.

“I used to fuck guys like you in prison”
Huh. I do not remember that from Road House at all. Also, what a weird thing to say to someone, if either you’re a big fan of Road House OR you were really raping dudes in prison, it seems like that is something you really don’t talk about after you get out of prison. 

Yes, and I will also add in her commitment to that hair-do. Gah!

I just assumed she was a Half-Person.

Nah. They’re all so convinced that they live a righteous life there is no way they are to Hell. They will all be in the same Heavenly condo complex with Jesus, Reagan and Breitbart.

Still...I just don’t get it. Get him. Get Hollywood for trying to make him a leading man.

I need to know what A-list celebrities want Tim to the inauguration. Scott Baio? Kelsey Grammer? he can at least sing. Patricia Heaton?

Taylor Swift’s idea of “girl power” really pisses me off.

Taylor Swift’s idea of “girl power” really pisses me off.

Taylor Swift’s idea of “girl power” really pisses me off.

I love the phrase “bell end.” Seriously cracks me up like a 10-year-old.

I feel the same way. I don’t want anyone to kill Trump, that would make him a martyr. But heart attack, aneursym, stroke...

sorry for being a dick. also, masturbation? ew.

Jim Moore isn’t with the Seattle Times, he is an AM sports guy.

teehee, “cockwombles” 😃

Donald probably sent Putin an Edible Arrangement, with a card reading: Great Job! You’re a Winner! See You in January at My Inauguration!