I did not know this! This is amazing. Alice Cooper as King Herod is the perfect casting I never knew I wanted.

Why are we not talking about the upcoming Jesus Christ Superstar Live! (but not like the movie version) starring John Legend as Jesus (Ted Neely is the best Jesus) and Alice Cooper as King Herod?!?!?

Everything about this shot is perfect. Chip Somodevilla deserves a fucking Pulitzer for this: photographic timing, capturing the pocket square in the background, everything. I love this so much.

If anything, the people of Renton are known for their nuanced but racist understanding of Washington State tax law.

I just don’t see the logic here. How does an absurd (and illegal, if you’re talking about the context of a job interview, which the combine effectively is) question in a room with a few assholes in it correspond to having your performance on the field scrutinized by the media or a fanbase?

#notallbears

Well to be fair to all the bible thumping rubes, Obama was exceedingly black.

The president continued: “There were a lot of big questions Korea didn’t answer. Were olympics? What about Godzilla? Many more...So much more. But in the end, I came forward and they said, ‘Trump can’t pilot the Gypsy Rose. You need two. Two,’ they said. Maybe more, so more. But I did great things and am very proud of…

JFC...please don’t get me started about the fucking movie theater. I think they have become too comfortable and patrons forget that they’re in public. They’re absolutely awful.

Aw man, it’s so beautiful, when a man, and a woman, bring a little bundle of joy into the world and then he disavows paternity but also sets up an irrevocable trust on behalf of the baby, who will never want for anything in this mortal world but a simple sign of love from the patrician-but-tacky old man who brings a…

Like everything else about the Patriots, this story is listed as QUESTIONABLE.

I think the taunts would’ve been okay without the “dog” part. But you can’t call someone a dog preceded by their nationality, race, sexuality, etc.

I’m pretty sure it’s the same guy who ran away from an elderly man who fell over and bled on some “beautiful marble.”

Isn’t this the same guy who cowered in fear during a pre-election campaign speech when someone came within 20 feet of him?

$20 per canceled transaction. If that’s every 30 seconds, that equals $4,000 an hour.

I think it’s a great show, because it’s completely crazy and off the rails, but has just the right amount of sweetness. And Linda is my favorite, especially when she bursts into song.

You knew it was coming!

I can’t be the only one who read “Rhode Island’s youngest state senator” in the headline, glanced down to see a video freeze-frame of Paul DiMaio, and wondered “that’s Rhode Island’s youngest senator?”

Always worth a listen backwards.