There is no way he has genitals. He’s just all....smooth

It doesn’t even seem like a tough call, she’s on record at having dated three members of the administration or campaign. This is a point where, if her fellas weren’t such reprehensible villains, I would say that it is kind of normal for a single person, working a high stress, time consuming job in their twenties to…

I married my husband after like 9 months of dating. WE JUST KNEW?

Also swimsuits?

Stop returning makeup and underwear

You must be reeeeally confused. Because this story is not about hiring a prostitute.

Somebody needs to be taken Outback and shot.

I think that’s too much of a compliment for the likes of her.

Unrelated to the story itself, but that header image is the best thing I’ve ever seen

I bet The Slippery Slope would make a pretty good name for a winter game themed gay bar.

A list of U.S. winter olympians that does not include Eric Heiden is a traveshamocery:

His cosmetic surgeon removed the hair follicles in the back to implant on top of his bald head

I’m a historian and I do history docs that run on PBS, and I LOVE Drunk History. Because the number one problem facing history and padagogy is that there isn’t enough sense of fun. History has so much about it that is outrageous and hilarious, and it doesn’t all need to be given the overly reverential Ken Burns…

That’s the thing though. She won’t work her way back up in indies or in a tv role. She just tweets at people and says things are happening. While I think she certainly could come back, I don’t think she can get out of her own way.

Damn you and your quick photoshop skills! LOL

Spy was so good.

Spy was more than good, it was excellent. I sort of think Jason Statham stole the show on that one, but still... excellent.

The “Face Off Machine” scene with Statham, and Allison Janney telling him it takes quarters. The continual rodent problem where the analysts worked, Rose Byrne in general. That was the most fun I had at the theater since Bridesmaids.