BECAUSE IT’S NOT A MALL, IT’S A DESTINATION.

He probably tells his tailor he’s 6'3.

It’s because we have seasonal affectedness disorder.

I’m no Kardashian fan, but honestly what would you prefer her do? She’s been famous since she was a child, so she has always been on this platform.

Oh please. 16 & Pregnant sailed that ship eons ago.

Sure, but someday you’ll buy a third round of tickets on reflex.

Texans’ obsession with beans not being part of Chili is absurd.

By their definition, SKYLINE would actually constitute chili.

Possibly the whitest white guy to ever white guy.

The song will premiere on TV in a Monster Products (that’s not the energy drink by the way, but a headphones and speaker company)

Yes, he was one of the vampire gang.

Wasn’t he in the lost boys with Corey Feldman and Corey Haim?

Brady throws a pick-6 to end the game on their first OT possession.

And then my husband saved the day.

Serious question here: I have no doubt this DJ is a tool that crossed a line and groped Swift (Stonewall Jackson ?? SMH)... But in terms of employment of ex -offenders what would be the proper hiring protocol? Is the expectation that he (or any offender) not be allowed to work again in their chosen profession (clearly…

South Carolina certainly didn’t feel this interested in standing for the US flag a little over 150 years ago.

“Hey asshole”

Just lock the fucker up. It’s bad enough that this was somehow meant to be a punishment for filming child pornography and molesting a child but clearly the fuckwit can’t even be bothered to complete tests designed for people several years younger.

Heads up: I will consider blocking anyone whose response to this is anything resembling “I DON’T GET IT I’M OLD”