From that pic it looks like she is dating Pete Doherty. 

“an old coot”
OLD COOT?
That man is Don Swayze!

Futz is a word. It isn't a derivative of fuck.

The creature would’ve garnered more sympathy if it had picked on one of the larger tourists, though.

Nope. All the sympathy for the bison.

Shitty people that terrorize animals can fuck right off.

Grimes workout/diet is so much more obnoxious than the Vegan Before 6, but all meat and cheese 6pm - 11am, get up at 5am for a 2 hour Crossfit work out, with a sprinkling of Fight Milk throughout the day, got it.

Yes, that is great, if you can afford it.
Also, if you ever decide to live with a man, and cannot afford a cleaning service,
it is their responsibility to clean the toilet, and that means around the toilet, too, as they’re the one that are going to mess it up.

I’m having some kinja problems today.

With or without a broken jaw, he is still terrifying.

That is not a good song.

I kinda want Drake to get punched in the face by a Warrior.

Hamilton Nolan hates dogs. 

I would totally go as Animal Crossing Pocket Camp.

I lived in NYC in 1993, and worked in SoHo around the corner from the Steve Madden store. I loved them all so much. And Na Na! I miss those shoes.
I always need more chunky heels in my life. I even bought platform Tevas last year.

Why?  Why go on Wendy Williams? Why listen to anything Wendy Williams has to say? So much horrible tv out there...

Thank you!

featuring a picture of a Comet staff member’s toddler daughter, her hands taped to a table with heavy white masking tape.
I’m confused: is this an actual photo of a comet staff’s daughter taped to a table?
or a photoshop of an actual comet staff’s daughter?
of just a random photo of a kid taped to a table (which is…

Ted Neely was the best Jesus, though Judas had the best songs.

Rosanne blaming Sarah Gilbert for being fired from her show, as opposed to Rosanne being fired for saying shitty, racists things, is about as MAGA as it can get.