“She took a year off between high school and college to focus on figure skating and recuperating from her injury,”

Head injury?

And Joe Pera should narrate.

She certainly doesn’t know what antisemitism means.

Hello.

I will pay the big bucks if a medication can be compounded. Giving a cat liquid medicine is so much easier.
My Junior is starting on asthma medication in about a week or so (after we’re done with this round of steroids).
It is gonna be great.

Hipster Churches are the worst. We used to have Mars Hill church in Seattle (for a good time read about the shit Pastor Mark Driscoll). I once saw a dude wearing a CBGBs (new) t-shirt walking into the building, and it made me so irrationally angry. 

the president fancies himself lots of things:
attractive
rich
smart
a scientist
not fat
a historian
a hero
an economist
having a full, healthy head of hair

we know none of these are true.

I would like to know if this has something to do with big hockey butts.

Jim DeRogatis has been covering R. Kelly’s grossness for 17 years! Come the fuck on, people. https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwiiu9aG1uPfAhUprVQKHfM2BfwQzPwBegQIARAC&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.vox.com%2Fconversations%2F2017%2F7%2F24%2F16019646%2Fr-kelly-surviviing-lifetime-sex-cult-jim-derogatis&psi…

My mammogram place keeps their robes in a warmer. No one really wants to be there, but putting on a warm robe helps.
All mammogram places should have warming bins.

If God doesn’t care about starving babies, and children with cancer, why would he give a fuck about a red card.
Or is there a Soccer God (not Pele, not Messi, def not Ronaldo) that I haven’t heard of?

Yeah, UGA alumni, want to be positive, but...

IF Alabama loses today, does the family and Saban get a turn with the belt?

I would like to use John Gruden for the new U.S. Threat Advisory color-coded chart.

some jerk turned on xmas songs in the office this morning.

Can we please stop with celebrity worship? 

DAVIDTHEWLISONBIGMOUTH!!!!!

Just like John Wick, it is best to turn on SNF about 10 minutes after start time.

This Lib is so owned that I think I need to call in sick to work.

It’s my Jazz hat.