Same rules as almost anything: Make eye contact when you talk and smile a lot. Don’t be a dick. Say thank you.

Seriously, if people follow this you will get free food! You have to be either a millennial or an enormous asshole (or a Trump) but it works.

- “Just act like you’re supposed to be there.”

If you are already married, be cheap, you ain’t getting any anyways.

What if some of them are reversible?

Moe: Bring us your finest food, stuffed with your second-finest.

Nice vid. Very Buzzfeedian. My simple restaurant rules:

Everyone’s encouragement is really helping. I’m still not getting more done than I can in five minutes, but I’ve cleared out two gross things, run a load of kitchen laundry, and the dishwasher is running a mostly full load. Plus, I got the area in front of the fireplace cleared, and the living room waste basket and…

I need to vent so bad. Not yesterday Sunday, but the one before, my husband and his mom decided without mentioning it to me that my MIL should drive 10 hours to my 2 bedroom apartment and stay with me to “help” me get the kids back to school. No one asked me if I wanted or needed that.

Good luck you can do it! I always start with small things, like start burning a few candles because they smell nice and wipe down my bathroom counter. Once I see all the gross hair and soap scum off the sink it puts me in the right mood. Weird but whatever gets the job done! Then I “quick clean” (put misc things into…

Seven days ago, my husband and I found out that his son was molested by his ex wife four years ago. Every day we have had a new, horrible hurdle thrown at us. Tomorrow is the meeting with the forensic psychologist to see what the boy remembers and a medical exam with full blood tests to see if he contracted any STDs-…

This is them, this past Caturday.

Not sure if anyone will see this because I’m forever-grey, but worth a shot:

i love the smell and crunch of the leaves on the ground. also a chilly breeze but on a warmish, 70 degree day. yaaaaaaaaay fall!

My dogs are named Kaylee and River. So my suggestion would be Zoe.

But if you are not a Firefly fan, then my naming strategy probably doesn’t make much sense.

I realised Saturday night that my cat has had another stroke :(

I had a preventative mastectomy last Tuesday. I had a few great days of recovery, but it seems like I’ve backslid into the pain zone again. Also still weirded out every time I look in a mirror, which I expect will last for a while. I’m getting reconstruction done, and with the saline that was injected into my tissue…

We have different ideas. I was fighting at the bit to be independent. I’ve also surpassed both of my parents and all of my siblings in monetary success and education.

“You think maybe parents could fill that role?”

We need a mandatory high school class in workers rights in this country. Like the year that you’re eligible to work you attend a class where they talk about minimum wage, hourly pay and wage theft, sexual harassment, workplace injuries and your rights in regards to them, and all the other crap that can happen on the…