“Which is true? The thing we saw, or the granular, artificially enhanced, retroactive display of what actually happened? And in a football game, what defines what’s true, if not the the necessarily limited and subjective knowledge of the officials who are specifically awarded the power to interpret observed actions…

It hasn't been as widely reported, but Andy Dalton was also walking gingerly after their game.

Donald Trump remembers seeing thousands of Muslims cheering Cam Newton’s pay-for-play scandal.

a football genius in the body of a gremlin enveloped in the paranoia of Richard Nixon’s ghost

When it came to choosing sides between Goodell and the Patriots, the best outcome was mutually assured destruction

As a level-headed Pats fan, it’s been easy to enjoy the Patriots ill-gotten success. It’s like being a Wall Street banker, reaping the rewards of beating the market. Kind of a “hate us cause they ain’t us” mentality.

“The Patriots Are Sketchyed”

You’ve come up with a valid hypothesis based on the evidence presented, but I think you’re making a very dangerous assumption here:

What? Those uniforms are white and gold.

I sort of like a world where Duke gets the shaft from the refs.

Of course not. The ACC is angry Duke lost, not about officiating.

Ha ha, instead of starting with “As a Pats fan” statements should start with “As a horrible person”.

Never start a hot take with “as a Pats fan” - the whole world knows what is coming next.

Teeangers have undeveloped brains. Short dicked pussy cops have no excuse.

Interesting strategy, but I’m gonna stick with up and in.

Dear Deadspin,

Thank god someone in this country is will to ask the question “but how do white people feel right now?”

That’s where the similarities stopped.

Even if a settlement is reached, it’ll be tough seeing Kane in a different light. I am, or was, i don’t know yet, a big fan. This is a huge disappointment. We Blackhawks fans all had thought he had figured his life out, matured. I guess being a douche is an incurable chronic disease.

@BillSimmons