takes some monster balls to make that call, for sure

I thought “Halle Berry” was Helen Keller’s call for a last-ditch throw deep into the end zone?

How can you fail to mention and link a highlight for the save of the tournament in the 93rd minute? As a keeper that is the most satisfying type of save to make. Fully stretched out on a beautiful ball and just deflecting it over the bar. Absolutely stunning save that sealed the win.

He very clearly left an “out” for a few decent Patriots fans, and it sounds like the touching story of your father would fit you in that category. Unfortunately you blew it in the last two sentences. May the Lord curse you such that if you henceforth ever mutter “they hate us cause they ain’t us” that you will shit…

I’m sorry for your loss, and it’s clearly a nice touchstone for you to honor your father’s memory. With that being said:

Let me start by saying I am sorry for your loss and sharing football with your dad is a cool thing that I wish I got to enjoy.

I remember rooting for the Patriots in Super Bowk 36. Biggest mistake of my life. The veneer victimhood these assholes have surrounded themselves in as they run roughshod over the league is a truly astounding act of self-deception.

Even their booing of Goodell is tainted. Everyone else hates him because of bullshit like punishing weed worse than domestic violence, covering up CTE, or arbitrary bullshit like punishing players for celebrating or wearing the wrong shoes.

In all fairness, KAC was jelly that teenager still had her original skin.

Just once, I want to hear something from her that makes objective sense and gives me some idea who she is and why she feels the way she does.

Everything out of her mouth feels like some elaborate simulated chatbot.

Two very accurate points. Barrett’s forward progress was stopped when he ran into the player’s backside which was clearly behind the 15.

Yeah well your fans looked like a fucking Trump rally when they rushed the field.

Hello, giant OSU fan here.

This anti-Obama website calculates that Obama spent 270 days playing golf over eight years.

What are you talking about?

nah

“So you have no plans for the job and no desire to do it, eh? Fuck yeah you’re hired.”

He’s so fucked.
He’s going to look 120 by the end of his first term.

You know Mike Pence is doing the Mr. Burns pointy fingers thing right now.