Judging by his roster, the poor guy is unfamiliar with the entire concept of stars.

I would not have guessed that an email chain regarding the NFL, Wheel of Fortune, and Jeopardy! would have been that entertaining. One thing I can say - that guy Harry is balls out genius for his suggestion.

You don't get to be on Final Jeopardy when you have negative money.

"We exemplify multi-generational co-viewing."

Looking forward to Goodell appearing on Celebrity Jeopardy and being unable to phrase his responses in the form of a question and changing his Final Jeopardy wager after the fact.

Friedman's idea for a fix is excellent. Someone implement that, please.

This just doesn't sound like something the Patriots would do.

"I'M ANGRY, AND EVERYBODY EXCEPT FOR ME IS STUPID"

'"Actually," Scarborough wrote in his Politico column, "it is offensive because the gesture suggests that a police officer pointed a gun and shot a black man whose arms were in the air while he said 'hands up, don't shoot.'"'

So, 1st Amendment applies to Joey from Islip to exercise his free speech to be an ignorant crypto-racist, but does not apply to the young black men that exist only to entertain him. Got it. Thanks for calling Joe!

As a Bruins fan, I want to hate this guy but he is just so damn awesome. I maintain he could be a top-six forward on the majority of NHL teams.

He gave this exclusive to Referee? Looks like Modern Umpire really pissed him off when they didn't name him first team all-infield crew.

This is a goddamn outrage. This has NO BUSINESS on my Deadspin page. WHAT IS HE THINKING? Dale, what am I supposed to tell my kids? How am I going to explain this to them? They look at athletes and, yes, umpires, as ROLE MODELS and now you go about taunting this in my face. Dale, it's "Mike and me." It didn't seem…

Love is truly blind.

That takes some serious courage, to admit being an umpire.

#Badonkagronk

I much preferred when the Airing of Grievances was limited to once a year.

I am sick to death of hearing about all of this "accident" bullshit when it comes to weapons. The gun went off by accident. Who cares if it's a fake grenade! Why does anyone need a fake grenade? And who gives a fake grenade to a 12-year-old? And why does he get a pass just because he's 12? Is he too young to…

ALSO - UVA hired an outside investigator named Mark Filip, who is an ALUM OF Phi Kappa Psi. The Attorney General stepped in and got them to change that but GODDAMN ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME