Great job, sir. God damn.

Was expecting more bunny.

The Boomers raised lots of hell in the 60's, protested for social change, fought in that shitty political war in Nam, came back to little fanfare and a shit economy, then snorted coke and traded equities thru the 80's, fundamentally changing the economic profile of America until the bubble burst, then did it again in…

hate to play the race card but stewart has always been a dick and has always caused wrecks but yet no one says anything he killed a 20yr old kid last night and yet ESPN and nascar analyst are down playing this like it was a accident and that stewart didnt mean yet stewart struck that kid with bad intentions

Maybe you should stop dating beverages.

Hey, if Mickey Mantle could get an easy one from Denny McLain as a sign of respect, I don't know why Derek Jeter can't get one from Adam Wainwright. This was just a St. Louis Cardinal honest to God playing the game the right way!

Dude is 40, your points are valid, but the dude is 40 and its his last season. Let go of your hate.

Spike, Giuliani, Jay-Z, and Billy Crystal are all huge Yankee fans, and have been throughout Jeter's career.

Reminds me of the stripper pole picture (debunked by Snopes).

Parents Night is dreadful. Last year I was singled out by a teacher in a room full of judgmental parents because my 3rd grader, for the "art show", drew a picture of a chicken giving a horse a hand-job. Seriously. I have the photo prove it if you provide me with an e-mail to send it. When I got home, I feared…

Ever hear of 61*? Or 700 Sundays?

It's a pretty high powered party when Tom Brady is just a "+1."

Shouldn't somebody stop this? Amnesty International? The UN? The US?

Now if only I could find an Internet commenter who didn't realize I already knew this word, which is precisely the joke.

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Hey Germany, how many goals can you score? ...about a Brazillion.