Zlatan could not be any cooler. Every one of these excerpts has been exactly the way I dreamed of him living his life

Counterpoint:

I want to hug you, fartsguy. Will you let me hug you?

I don't know, me layed out on my carpet staring at the wall with tears in my eyes was close

Are you fucking joking? Did you see the play not too long before that where he jumped over a guy's foot at full speed? That was a complete flop.

This is awesome you can actually see that his body instinctively try to place his right foot down to re-balance himself and see him kick his foot away to trip himself

I hate anti-bandwagon fans. I hate them in soccer and I hate them whenever any local sports team starts winning and the die hards start snarking on the newbie fans. You don't go from non-soccer fan to reading scouting reports on Crystal Palace without starting somewhere and if people suddenly find themselves giving…

Fuck, man.

Because of line changes and two-way play, you see it in hockey more often than other sports. Hockey is the only major that sport that rotates through players. The 3rd line players are seeing as much ice time as the 1st line in overtime. You don't see that in soccer or basketball. Soccer only has 3 substitutes so…

this is how i usually get non hockey fans into the sport. Playoff OT. sucks when your team is involved. every shot against is a heart attack.

That OT was pretty intense. I think I need a sit-down.

Totally agree. Rangers got screwed. Kings get a tainted cup. And fans and the sport of hockey get screwed out of game six and potential game seven.

Officials stole at least two games from the Rangers. What a shame to ruin the finals.

I really couldnt agree more. Lundqvist is a all star goalie, but I can name 3 off the top of my head that are better, Rask, Crawford, and a guy named Price.

Lol, really? It was an attempted pass that had him moving in the opposite direction only to get tipped towards the net. Great save. Not sure what else he was supposed to do? Stay square to the player with the puck and not react to the pass?

No. Amazing by any standard. Stop it.

"-there's nothing enjoyable about playoff overtime."

More like Caroline Woznotexpectingthat!!!!11!

Ooh, ooh! Cobb County Commissioner Bob Ott's leading core principle, per his website, is:

That look of drunken exhilaration and zero coordination and blind luck is incredibly Midwestern. We all recognize it. My drunk uncle stepped backwards off a deck yesterday, stumbled like he had been shot, and then made the same face as that woman when he didn't spill his beer. It was magical.