Doctor: “Miss Kornbread, you will need to stay off your foot for 6-8 weeks.”

RuPaul’s Drag Race UK vs The World corner.

This episode was a rough one for Kornbread; she came across as unlikable and humourless, which are two descriptors I never would have thought defined her from previous episodes.

Also, the runway seemed like such an ego trip. Of course J. Lo is stylish—she’s a celebrity who regularly walks the red carpet, it’d be foolish for her not to be. But that doesn’t mean she’s imprinted on pop culture enough for there to be a runway based on her. It’d be like having a Night of a Thousand Nicole Kidmans.

Kerri is not doing “drag” yet, she is still doing the “Best Femme Queen” category (which she has clearly won in many Balls). She shoulda tried out for Next Top Model instead or maybe Legendary.

I laughed a lot too. Willow’s whole “Jeffrey!” bit was inspired, and I expected the “born as a baby” joke to tank, but DeJa totally sold it. Absolutely agree that Jorgeous should have been in the bottom before either Kerri or Alyssa; I honestly don’t know what the judges see in her basic looks. And yeah, Kerri didn’t…

I really enjoyed the superteasers they made. I actually laughed at multiple things, unlike almost any acting challenge ever (that Deja thumbs up really got me, same with Willow and the meal voucher). The judging though really lost me. Kerri should not have even been low for this. How Jorgeous was safe is beyond me,…

That elimination was some kind of bullshit. I mean, I didn’t want to see Kerri go, either, but come on.

Shame on you, Nick, for not bringing up the majesty of seeing a BD droid in live-action! The bestest little droid ever!

Kornbread reminds me of a combo of Ginger Minj and Bob the Drag Queen, and I don’t think that’s a bad place to be tbh.

This group of queens really gelled together very quickly. The workroom banter and camaraderie was on point, especially considering it was the first episode they were all together. “Who’s Sharon?” “Sharon Stone!” “Is that one of your friends?”

That only goes as far as her wardrobe, though, as I haven’t seen anything wrong with her paint. And she sells even the ugliest piece of shit on the runway, which is probably the reason why I ended up thinking “okay, not bad!” as she strutted down the aisle in that serpentine plastic tablecloth horror. 

Maddy is not meant for the long haul if only because this cast is very strong. he needs to start showing something else. I’m bored

Notes:

“So then Black Krrsantan shows up.”

What would have made the whole thing worthwhile would have been a single pan to Yelena’s baffled but fascinated face.

1. Jack was hilariously low-key about everything; usually when someone is that blase about being framed it’s because the whole thing is a ruse, but no, he just figured he’d get it all straightened out quickly. And he did!

He probably watched the news 2016-2020 and realized if he does as much illegal shit as he can they’ll be too confused to arrest him.

Eleven years in the making. And I’m not here for people not accepting the win like I’m seeing on insta. She had only one main challenge win going into the finale, but she got close to winning several other challenges. Her snatch game was epic, she was gorgeous in all of her ball challenge looks, she was great in the…

Silky’s Barbie Girl lipsync was fantastic, an absolute all-timer. The others were .. Silky slowly but steadily falling behind until she saved her bacon by pulling out a prop and not doing much of interest with it, over and over again. That cocktail gag, where she took like a third of the song to assemble the thing and…