That was the best game I’ve ever seen and I only watched five minutes, (I have a newborn, y’all.”

Honestly, why do you feel the need to drag someone for something that provides a small comfort and is inconsequential to you?

So, they actually tried to punish him last year. They couldn’t because he does it literally every time he falls. They said there is a legitimate possibility that that’s just how he falls.

Black person here: considering the Oreo is inside white cake, I think we’re fine.

Those two are actually what I suggested was going on to my mom a few weeks ago.

He doesn’t drink that pansy-ass 2% shit.

SO DID I.

Fucking Chads, man.*

Are you fucking kidding me?

Yolanda’s fridge, tho.

Goddamn was that TMOTTBG haunting.

Even with the side effects it was the best personal decision I’ve ever made.

Even with the side effects it was the best personal decision I’ve ever made.

Because you don’t reverse things once the game is over.

Actually, while in the public database, you have to have a “significant interest” to see a copy. So unless the death made headlines or you are family, you usually can’t view/get a copy.

OH SHIT.

I think it's also worth mentioning that Fresno St. declined the penalty.

DUDE, JUST GO AWAY.

If you can’t parent and enjoy yourself via that time with your kid, you are doing something very wrong.

By the way, Brock just got released five minutes ago, because the world is a horrible place.

Counterpoint: maybe she would rather do it to express her grief.