I was raped and strangled to unconsciousness by a man. I hung out with him again until the reality of the situation set in.

Is it weird that I learned this rule during fifth grade kickball?

Obvi I don't know about the CPS call, but thank you for protecting that kid.

I’m GLAD he failed. Life in solitary with no parole, please.

I figure skated for twenty-plus years. The ice will be just fine.

Stop me if you've heard this one before.

You’re horrible.

NO JEETS!

Huh? Women in the U.S. Military are absolutely allowed to have long hair.

While I can’t speak for OP, working in a public-facing position, while unable to acknowledge when there are some employees of the same position that are woefully incompetent tends to not a good employee make. The Lynx also honored the Dallas Five, but these officers, (and I hate using that term for them, because I…

Officers who are too fragile to deal with criticism tend to be the least helpful.

To me he doesn't seem lazy as much as severely depressed.

Especially since this was meant to be a temporary, (although completely besides the point, in CA, even if she bought it she wouldn’t pay taxes on it since it’s not her primary residence.)

I'd say buying a home for your crack-addicted ex-husband isn't the most fiscally responsible choice, either.

Every year I would - by choice - go to an evangelical Christian camp called Hume Lake. It cost roughly two grand for a week and had a store and a gas station, as well as fully furnished cabins with their own hot water bathrooms and electricity, and cell service, so we were really ~roughing it~. While I believe in God,…

This makes me really sad that when my white husband and I were playing last night, (trying to walk this baby out!) that I had the same thought. I shrugged it off and chalked it up to hormonal paranoia, but apparently I'm not the only one that has thought this.

If it had been HGH he would have been found guilty, as HGH is a controlled substance.

The O.J. chase. I was four and we were in Hawaii and we missed our lunch reservations to watch it at the condo.

You do know that he was exonerated and it was literally proven by a state lab in a court of law that those weren't steroids but compounded vitamins, right?

ESPN *did* donate all the ad time, dummy. LeBron, ESPN, and BGCA all confirmed that all of the would-be payments went directly to charity, none to LeBron or WWL.