I always knew that I liked you.

Yeah, but this woman was *actually* a plant - as in she discussed how she was honored to “play such an important role” in the day.

So I have a “friend,” (I use that term loosely,) who was at this rally.

Check out @49erdepression and my new science project!

Homie looks like Val Kilmer.

Preach.

AABP, I think of all SEC fans as white.

“VIAL OF FENTANYL”

TBH, if you're the type of person that requires a prescription because of a slice of pizza, I think you have more problems than this article can address.

I can't believe no one else thought that. I was done with that comment at that exact word.

Uh, why the fuck shouldn't they?

Migraine.

Nope, migraine.

Having had that kind of migraine before, I feel SO sorry for her.

Yes. I'm definitely not defending the no-clean-up portion, I can just see how this could conceivably happen.

I’m not saying there is an excuse for not cleaning it up, I am saying I can see how there could be leakage. (Emergency surgeon.)

It does if the sphincter has been cut.

Yeah, but we’re assuming his bowels are intact - if homie has a colostomy bag or a bowel resection, I can see this happening.

And that’s the Falcons’ season in one headline.

They probably couldn't tell you anyway - it all depends on the person. Glad you and I, (and countless others,) triumphed in the face of incompetence.