Something similar happened to me!

I spit out my water.

Your point?

Unfortunately, it was my reply of “What the fuck are you doing?”.

What the fuck are you doing?

I vote February, because right as you get that Chrismahanukwanzakah hangover, you get more presents!

I’m not going to say “it’s okay,” because it’s not, but I will say that we are laying in bed together watching Lockup and that I’m 14 weeks pregnant, (after losing our daughter to pertussis - get your damn vaccines, people. As well as multiple miscarriages - yes, our reproducing was a series of unfortunate events,) so…

Yes. Up until that whole he-forgot-he-slept-with-me business we were best friends. Not too long after our son’s death we rekindled our friendship, and beat around the bush until we almost lost each other and finally decided to jump head first into things and got married.

On the flip side, this was one of my long-time friends:

Why are you assuming she's a novice?

I do not have prosopagnosia, and even I am having trouble with this one - but I think it is him!

It's semi-permanent. Permanent doesn't fade with washes.

Just because you say something doesn't make it true, jeiballs.

IIRC meth is more expensive now.

Because that's not how triggering yourself to sneeze works.

But not a key bump!

Congratulations!

It's usually required to be returned if the bride calls it off, (in the case of traditional marriage!)

How the fuck can you forget the Bay Area four sport market?!

Not quite. My now-husband and I had sex and I got pregnant. I assumed my husband knew about this, he did not. Ten years later when we get married, (our son died of prematurity and a heart defect,) I realize that he legitimately had no idea that our son even existed.