Shut the fuck up.

You are not the first person to say that.

I think my now-husband being so blacked-out that he forgot that we made a child counts for at least honorable mention.

I assumed he knew. He did not know. I discovered he didn't know when we got married.

“I’m not saying that addressing an adult by his or her surname is the reason for American youth misbehavior,” Larkins writes, noting that parents rightfully earn respect through actions instead of title. “I do believe, however, that this simple step is the first action a child can take in establishing a respectful…

As a woman who modeled at a US00 and now is measuring at a US4, (as a result of my pregnancy,)* I am so thankful and so proud of this woman.

Proud to be a member of the exception...and I think @49erdepression likes it like that.

You deserve every bit of shit you get for that, my man.

made dinner, this unnecessarily complex version of eggplant parm that calls for battered, deep fried eggplant layered with sauce,

My now-husband and I half-drunkenly, (he was drunk, I wasn’t drinking,) ending up having sex at a holiday party. We didn’t use protection, and we made a son, Chad, (Chad passed shortly after he was born due to complications of prematurity and a congenital heart defect.) Chad is also my husband’s name.

My Martinelli’s joins you!

Finally, a jury gets it right. You know he never, not even once, thought this could happen. Thank you all-white jury for doing the exact opposite of what most expected you to do.

They are migratory workers, (in the plainest sense of the word,) and he is clearly not comparing their lives to that of those who are the typical migrant workers.

This is the look of every woman at last call.

Russell Wilson gives all the fucks.

Maria?

That damn book still makes me cry. Why did they have to wait to reset the bone?!

Maybe do the reverse this time? More traditional name first, with the breezy middle name this time around?

Legitimate question: no jerks give you “Learning Centre” jokes?

Well...it was nice while it lasted.