Nope.

A lot more than you have.

I actually like him. Best Attorneys in America is a list that you have to be selected to by your peers...thus making him one of the top PI attorneys in the U.S. In addition, I was referring to his appearance only - so, what exactly is your point?

My husband showed me this Twitter-skirmish in real-time, and the only conclusions I could come to are: I want Dremond and Stephen to be my best friends, and I hope that next time this guy comes to San Jose, (his Twitter banner is a TML/SJS photo at SAP,) someone adds a little fecal matter to his Half-caf,…

He does WAY more than patents - PI, PL, government liability, amongst other things - and it’s not really hard to Google, but since you need it done for you...

They should have a date with our buddies at the HS title game in Hawai’i last weekend.

That thawed-out vampire corpse Ed is actually one of the top attorneys in the nation. Just think about that for a moment.

I don’t know what a Squatty Potty is, but that pairing just feels right.

Oh my God, I lost it at “it is statistically harder to be this consistently bad than to occasionally accidentally be good.”

I debated posting 1st Attempt as well, but settled on 2nd based upon “Our entire economy is based on LeBron James” being more Deadspin-centric.

Just out of curiosity, has anyone seen Aaron Hernandez lately?

Brothers fighting over some pussy...a tail as old as time.

That is glorious.

OP wasn’t kink shaming. S/he was commenting on the content of his videos. S/he never said that there was an issue with the fact that people enjoy those videos, s/he said that they couldn’t understand how someone could support two seemingly opposing elements.

That is very, very true. There is one James Deen/April O’Neil video that my husband and I love, (it plays very closely to our own bedtime activities;) however, on more than one occasion my husband and I have flat-out slammed our laptop closed because of a rapey video he has participated in. Myself because I have been…

But are you nighting the loss, too?

But are you nighting the loss, too?

Yeah, try as anyone might try to amend this fact, I am firmly Team No Pressure Cookers. I have enough skin grafts.

Yeah, try as anyone might try to amend this fact, I am firmly Team No Pressure Cookers. I have enough skin grafts.